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Falcon Punch

A finishing sexual position. Bed doggystyle. When the male is in the process of ejaculation, he shouts, "FALCON PUNCH" and thrusts with all his might, consequently knocking his partner off of the bed and decreasing her stock by one.
"We were making love all night long in my room and it was so magical that I had to end it with a Falcon Punch. It was beautiful."
by CairoFalk October 24, 2009
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Falcon Thrust

When a man fornicates with a women and thrusts so hard that he hits and tilts a uterus.
Sean sent a girl to the hospital with a Falcon Thrust
by Sean Doe March 26, 2008
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fanboy trollop

An person, usually a girl or at least claiming to be, on an internet forums or chatroom who ploys to get attention from the male members. Example: Aasha, of the AAHC.
A fanboy trollop is always using "ditsy" sentences, or trying to act "cute" by adding "ies" to the ends of a lot of different words. ("Clickies", "Okies", "Backies", ect.) Add nausea.
They also use retarded "cutesy" emotes, such as ^_^, ^_~, XD, ect.
The biggest fanboy trollop trait is denying that they enjoy all the attention. When brought to their attention, they will make a bogus claim, such as "That's not true. Its not my fault they like me. ^_^ I don't want all the attention ^_~ Okies?"
All in all, although the most useless of all internet users, they are sadly the most popular, as there are countless retarded, 12 year old boys on the internet.
Fanboy 1: Oh, Aasha, I love you.
Aasha: Well, thankies! ^_^
Fanboy 2: I love you, too!
Aasha: Oh, you're so nice. ^_~
Person above 12: You're such a fanboy trollop.
Aasha: That's not true. Its not my fault they like me. ^_^ I don't want all the attention ^_~ Okies?
by Twin_Uzis August 8, 2006
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facon

facon and eggs sandwhich
by Carmen M February 19, 2009
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falconer

when you use you forearm to support a womens breast.
dude i totally falconered her.
by falcon master May 29, 2011
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millennial falcon

The act of a man above the age of 40 dating a girl in her early 20s.
Ted seems to have become extra cocky since he started taking rides on the Millennial Falcon every night.
by Clanger77 November 23, 2016
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Falcon Punch

To focus a legendary amount of EPIC and WIN into one's fist, then delivering the force while screaming "FALCON PAWNCH!!!" It can destroy everything, including your mom, who's fat... It can only be delivered by those who have balls of steel
Man 1: Yo, so John was being an asshole, so I Falcon Punched him...

Man 2: So where is he now?

Man 1: I dunno
by WINCANNON December 27, 2008
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