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Fucked up 

Sarah:I'm fucked up mate totes
Amy:why?
Sarah:My life's shit
Fucked up by BabeyBarbara February 19, 2017

Fucked the bed 

Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"
Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.

fucked and forgotten 

A root and boot. You get fucked and then you never hear from then again. You just become another number on their list.
As soon as he dropped her home she knew that she had been fucked and forgotten and didn't even expect a text.
fucked and forgotten by Becbae December 19, 2017

fucked farts 

When someone is getting fucked and then fart, hence fucked fart.
"Damn dudebro, this place reeks of fucked farts"
fucked farts by HCVS123 December 21, 2017

fucked the loaf 

Totaly ruined. Not any good any more.
Then she said she was a republican and that really fucked my loaf. Had to end the date right there. Or . That mouse got in and totaly fucked the loaf of bread. What will we eat now?
fucked the loaf by Howboycat December 23, 2017

fucked by dinosaur

To be fucked by a strong masculine man with a penis that is large and leaves you feeling sore and ravaged.
Tyrone’s big strong dick had me feeling like a I was fucked by dinosaur the next day!
fucked by dinosaur by Writeordie January 24, 2018