FTSMF

"Fuck that shit motherfucker"; or, "Forget that stuff, my friend" in case your pastor overhears you. A strong expression of disagreement or rejection.

You: Hey man, instead of having that threesome with your girls tonight, hang out with me while I go to the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Me: FTSMF

by apex swims the ocean January 15, 2008

fting

Fting is when a boy and girl ( or both genders combined) facetime for over 7 hours, or just all day long. Plus these two people facetiming talk at least 10% of the time and the rest of the time they awkwardly stare at each other

I am Fting my friend right now

by Billnyethepoeguy1232 November 13, 2017

FTP

Fuck That Puto... made popular by comedian George Lopez on his new HBO Special.

"John Kerry? FTP! Fuck That Puto!

by Carlitos Way February 28, 2007

FTBS

Exactly what you were thinking: Fuck This Bullshit.

A stand-alone statement, usually communicated through writing rather than verbally. Common graffiti in high school bathroom walls and often used as a secret code in adolescent mental institutions. Easy to shout at someone who is really pissing you off or creating trouble, without causing offense. History of FTBS has been traced back to 1990 central Ohio.

by Angela Wallenbrock July 5, 2006

FTOF

Fuck The Old Firm.

The "Old Firm" are two scoccer teams that unfortunatley dominate Glasgow football (soccer), and the Scottish Premier League; Glasgow Celtic and Rangers FC. They have a history of extreme Catholic/Protestant sectarianism, which is still present amongst a section of their supporters today. Many of these supporters are neds. More enlightened glaswegians support Partick Thistle FC. Most civilised people will take the attitude of "FTOF".

"Are you watching the match tonight Tam?"

"Nah, Boab, you must be joking - it's the huns... FTOF!"

by Mary Hill January 8, 2006

FTMD - Fork To Mouth Disease

The actual name of the disease for fat / overweight people living in denial and believing that their weight gain is from an over-active pituitary or thyroid gland.

"My mother-in-law suffers from fork to mouth disease!"

by Brendan October 16, 2003

ftgc

An acronym for Fear the Gay Chicken - a website with a pink background featuring a chicken with a photoshopped gay pride jacket and a repeating audio clip "Buh-COCK...buh-COCK...mmm...buh-COCK"

Friend 1: Ftgc? Yeah I beat off to that shit like 5 times a day.
Friend 2: We're not friends anymore.

by NigsLikeChicken August 23, 2008