Flurd

A Flurd Is A Little Tiny Ball Of Toilet Paper That Gets Caught In Ur Butt Hair , During The Whipping Process.

Bro, I Spent All Day Picking The Flurds out of ny butt

by Dylan Ivan February 16, 2007

flid

F'ing Long Island Douchebag. For anyone who hates long island 1. cops, 2. guidos (birds), 3. long island "lacrosse"

I got a ticket from a flid, I was passing in the left lane and he said that in long island, everythings backwards.

You see that guido??
Ya he's overly femanine for a guido.
Must be a FLID.

O wow.. one on one with the goalie and he dropped the ball?? FLID

by Rondieze February 13, 2010

flidge

A skinny, long penis which resembles a long finger.

"Damn! Luca sent me dick pics the other day, and he has a flidge! It's so long and skinny!"

by mickeymooose October 3, 2016

vaginal fluids

someone or something like garrett elmendorf who leaks out of vagina in the form of liquid and gets smeared on a nose

garrett elmendorf is vaginal fluids

by jermaine kelly May 26, 2004

flud

ultimate or greatest

your phat new ride is flud

by Lats77 June 30, 2006

Fluido

One normally by the name of Lance, typically homosexual. Fluidos enjoy male porn, anal fisting and Jersey Shore. The term fluido also pertains to a homosexual guido. Though most of them legally change their name to Lance.

"Hey dude, did you see that fluido?"
"Yeah, he's a fucking faggot."

by souljaboy2055 January 29, 2010

fludge

The thick wodge of dog hair that accumulates under the door, and has to be poked out with a ruler or a piece of cardboard called a defludger

The door was jammed with a black and white fludge; tutting, Annabelle made a defludger from a piece of cereal packet, and pushed the fludge free, before dropping it into the bin.

by Susie Kelly January 1, 2007