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Float

The art of acting like your being productive at work when you're really doing nothing at all.

Float or Floating, is the term used when you see co-workers taking twice sometimes three times as long to do a daily task.

The act of floating is greatly increased on Fridays, when everyone is caught up with weekly duties and need to burn time.

Floating does not only have to be "looking productive", for example it can also be taking 20 minutes to use the bathroom, multiple trips to the drinking fountain and even excessive chain smoking.
Not much, ya know, just floating around at work waiting to get off
by dianeeeeeeee May 2, 2011
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Root Beer Float

While receiveing the ever so popular "Rim Job", a man blows a wet "Shart" (The act of farting shit) into a females face, then quickly rolling over and "Polishing one off" (The act of quickly forceing ones self to ejactulate) into the females face, thus creating the brown, acting as the rootbeer, and white, acting as the ice cream.
Sara, "That sure was a great Root Beer float Thomas, but boy was it messy!"
by Brandon Grimme December 21, 2007
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rootbeer float

is a type of sexual play that occurs when one partner has diahrea, either naturally or threw means of enema, and shits in a glass. Then the male partner is arroused to the point of ejaculation and creates a nice foamy topping of jism. Afterwards either partner drinks it.
"Maybe you wanna come over for a rootbeer float?"
by Special Specialist August 17, 2007
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Float

"okay lady I said Float!"
by Young Team September 18, 2006
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fladaptable

the act of being both flexible and adaptable under challenging conditions.
When the shit hits the fan, Justin said to not freak out and stay fladaptable.
by Mary Shof Served June 3, 2008
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fleadipper

A gay man who picks up homeless young men for sex. The homeless young men are usually rentboys who charge very low rent. The term flea dipper refers to the fact that such rentboys must be taken home and scrubbed in the bathtub prior to sex.
Dude1: That boy that Bill left with smelled like he hasn't taken a bath in a month.

Dude2: Bill is a fleadipper. He will take that boy home and scrub him off. If you look in Bill's medicine cabinet, you will see that he always has stoked with lice shampoo and crab ointment. He keeps those products for his (cough) boyfriends.
by tolmike January 31, 2012
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Fladbury Close

The amazing place where Helena, Dayna, Sophie and Nyall live. Is In the great D-Y !!!
We live in fladbury close now
by HootHoot December 6, 2012
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