filter artist

A person who takes pictures, runs them through a filter in Photoshop, and calls it their art. They generally mass-produce pictures this way without any talent whatsoever. A shame to real artists everywhere.

"Look! I took this photo of a tree and made it so it looks like I drew it! It's art! I'm awesome!"
"No, it's not. You're just a stupid filter artist."

by Peter W.N. December 29, 2007

fifth grade

A group of prepubescent kids who think they are 30 because they are on top of the elementary school and curse every sentence in public or in secret (cause elementary school is full of snitches) and try to be "swaggy" and also 5th grade patrols are the worst cause they think that just because they stand in a stupid hallway telling people to walk means that they are cooler then everyone else then report people for no reason and boss others around and try to act tough and lie about doing "manly" stuff like playing rated m games and owning a gun cause they think they are all grown up and big people even though they will go to middle school only to get shitstomped by 7th and 8th graders and get beaten up. To any 5th grader going to middle school, have fun getting raped (:

Fifth grade 1: Ah Fuck i hurt my fucking leg! man fuck this stupid blacktop! my fucking knee is hurting! ah shit my asshole shit shit shit!
Fifth grader 2: Damn your cool since you are fucking cursing like that is fucking cool as shit
Fifth grader 3: I am telling the teacher

by Helisexist January 15, 2018

four fifth

A .45 caliber handgun or pistol, usualy used in urban slang such as rap.
Common to words such as tre deuce being a .32, deuce deuce being a .22.

"Looked up and I seen Swift shootin it out
But I can't see who he's shootin it out with
But Denaun's right behind him squeezin his four fifth"

-Eminem (one shot 2 shot)

by chris November 15, 2004

Filthy Lava

The act of mixing pop rocks and soda in an anus that is pointing straight up in the air. 15 seconds of finger banging and one good fart creates an eruption.

"Damn! It has taken me one week to get that filthy lava off of my new boxers!"

by lovesock October 9, 2008

Filthy Caesar

The male shits in his partners mouth, then receives oral sex.

"I shit in her mouth, then gave her a Filthy Caesar til i nutted."

by Ted West Closing Speed January 14, 2013

Filthy Crema

A coffee that someone pours you from a disgusting dirty coffee percolator machine in your work place.

Susan: Good Morning Boys, can I offer you a cup of coffee?
Robert and Michael: Gross no thanks I don't want any of that filthy crema.

by David from Jerusalem May 20, 2013

filthy fuss

fucking a girl in the ass then putting in her mouth

I was with this chick last night and gave her a filthy fuss untill she choked

by ilbcnu December 15, 2015