Shard farming (v): the act of frantically and hysterically looking for ice cubes or shards of crystal ice (methamphetamine) in the carpet or on the floor.
Come on Joe!! Quit shard farming the shag carpet and let's go work on this car out here. There's nothing to be found in there, it's all gone and whatever you've been shard farming for the last three hours has only resulted in you finding sesame seeds off my Arby's Beef and Cheddar sandwich from last week. Stop your damn tweaking, get in the shower so we can go now!!
by kevinator07 October 23, 2019
Get the Shard farmingmug. An auto-generated name for an online storage solution, involving many possible locations to store items in allotted spaces
by Ben McHowarth February 19, 2022
Get the body farmmug. When you fill a bathtub with various types of warmed animal semen, usually farm animals, and bathe in it.
by MarshallBurnetts March 11, 2022
Get the Animal Farmmug. When someone appears to be walking confidently, but they're actually trying to knock the cowshit off their boots inconspicuously.
"Chuck walked in here this morning I thought he was in a good mood but he just had farm swagger. Now I've got to mop the floors"
by Potter/Tioga memes September 16, 2018
Get the Farm Swaggermug. by daads1234 May 3, 2018
Get the farm internetmug. A form of exploitation in Orisha religion where a priest will initiate ("crown") a large number of people in a short amount of time and have new initiates begin initiating others before they have been properly trained (it takes years) to increase ceremony volume and before the initiate has had the opportunity to sit with the initiated energy on their head. The goal of crown farming is to create a workforce under the first priest that funnels ceremonial fees to them despite the spiritual harm caused to the undertrained new initiate until the spiritual house stabilizes.
Note: No iyawo still in their ceremonial whites for the first year should be initiating others. Cuchio (sacrificial knife rites) are given after years of training and service.
Note: No iyawo still in their ceremonial whites for the first year should be initiating others. Cuchio (sacrificial knife rites) are given after years of training and service.
So you 're telling me 15 folks in that spiritual house Ile are paying for ceremony but share the same four legs and supplies, it's definitely giving crown farming. If we're all paying full price we should have our separate stuff or pay less for what we are sharing. Where's the rest of the money going?
by SpiritualAccountabilityNetwork April 17, 2023
Get the Crown Farmingmug. by box o chocolate January 25, 2018
Get the catfish farmmug.