eli choke

The act of letting a woman tell you how much alcohol you can drink in any given night or when a guy lets his woman tell him when it's time for bed or when to be home at night!

Steve used to be able to go for a drink after work until he committed an eli choke!

by Marc Brown November 11, 2004

Eli law

Whatever Eli says goes. A person can use Eli law to win a battle only if Eli agrees after. Eli also wins all ties automatically.

Example 1-
Eli: I win
Person: It's a tie!
Eli: Nuh uh, Eli law. I automatically win ties
Person: Ok you win

Example 2:
Person 1: You're so pretty

Person 2: Noooo
Person 1: Yes. Eli law.
Eli: Yes
Person 2: Fine I'm pretty

by Local.god.:3 February 22, 2022

eli yen

the spelling of alien according to my mother

*texting mom*
me: see you👽
mom: is that eli yen pic😡?

by koggo October 27, 2019

eli <3

a really great person on discord! i lovr yhem very very much and they are very caring

-me 22/09/2021

eli <3 is amazing!

by dumisdum September 22, 2021

Eli The Unit

He is a salty leg. He plays ps4 in a shack in his backyard. He is 5'6 and has brown curly hair. He is a bad builder. He is a booooooot. He is 1/69th of a unit. He is a tank. He lives in California.

Eli The Unit is a awesome kid

by Eli Rocco Zilber March 7, 2019

Eli Gould

The sex god of all sex gods. Eli is insane at the shagging.
in fact... Eli got anal last night... ;) But now his bum really hurts. :( all I'm saying is if you stick your head in a bottle bank, you will get arse raped by Eli 18 times! and its gonna hurt if you take it from that little white slug.

Owww why did Eli Gould have to scratch my bell end like a cat scratches a wooden post...

by Braddersvarley October 3, 2014

Eli Pace

Some kid who thinks he's good at the bass but he's really not. I play in this orchestra and he comes down to 'teach' me. The jokes is on him, I play weekly concerts at Carnegie Hall. He comes down and acts all high and mighty. I pretend to be bad at the bass to find the limit of his ignorance.

"Hey Troy can you play an F sharp?"
"Sure, Eli Pace"
*I shudder in disgust*

by xxtroythebassgodxx February 17, 2017