Ellie
Human contradiction. Says she “hates attention” but will casually drop a life update mid-convo and then act shocked when everyone asks questions. Lives in a constant state of “I’m chill” while internally writing a 47-page thesis about why someone took 12 minutes to respond.
Professional overthinker. Olympic-level grudge holder. Will say “it’s fine” with the energy of someone actively planning your downfall.
Chronically dramatic about minor inconveniences but mysteriously calm during actual chaos. Says she’s low effort, somehow still high maintenance.
Professional overthinker. Olympic-level grudge holder. Will say “it’s fine” with the energy of someone actively planning your downfall.
Chronically dramatic about minor inconveniences but mysteriously calm during actual chaos. Says she’s low effort, somehow still high maintenance.
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