Dylan

A disgusting dickhead of a person . Treats girls like shit and is a mayjor pretty boy . He is most likely the most “popular” of his friend group when in reality no one likes him and he bullies his mates .

You are such a Dylan !

by Serinagrace October 20, 2018

Dylan

Acts depressed ONLY for attention. Usually Asian.

"Did you see Dylan's nonexistent eyes the other days"

"That's a lil racist"

by 69illuminati November 23, 2017

Dylan

Dude with massive Penis, large biceps and will fuck any black dude that tries to fuck with him.

Girl: Dude Dylan has such a massive COCK.

Black Guy: I Know...

by DYlan Is MASSIVE February 6, 2017

Dylan

Dylan is a guy who can be annoying sometimes but really nice. He would be someone who could really make your day with either good or bad jokes. He's always there for his friends and he's always positive. Most of the time, a Dylan has obsession of either sports,TV or even his hair. He's very loving and cares a lot about his friends. He's the type of guy that can talk to anybody but his crush. He is extremely silly, but he is also a very sweet.

Dylan is a nut???

by Rebecca.flapppybird December 7, 2017

Dylan

Hes the person that friends would say hes gay but nah hes just an awsome friend, he would be one of the best friends youll ever have...

Alan: DYLAN IS GAY *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* DYLAN IS GAY *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

by Bubbly10k October 26, 2018

Dylan

An awesome guy who you would like to be friends with. Diffrent from people but fun to be around

Dylan your cool

by Pretonicguy December 20, 2016

Dylan

A guy who never shuts the fuck up. Makes you wanna die at every interaction you make with him. No actual humor or personality in this vessel. Just a husk and a waste of gods precious time and savings

Guy 1: Hey is that DYLAN
Me: hope he dies in a fire

by Niggaweinerman March 15, 2019