half dafty

A semi-erect penis.

I was sittin on the bus an a got a half dafty

I couldnae get it up that wee burd, ah only had a half dafty

by Frank Mac January 17, 2008

Daftie

A crazy person, lunatic, retarted or a dumbass. An idiot, moron, stupid person.

"Pike off you daftie!"

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

DRAT

DRAT (don't remember a thing) when some drinks to much to the point of blacking out. When a person has a blackout because they drink to much.

Damn I drank to much last night! DRAT what happened?

Person 1: Dude you were wasted last week! Do you know what you did?

Person 2: Nope! DRAT! what did I do?

by stupifiedthenight September 11, 2011

drater

Don't worry about it.

I am drater n00bs!

by Drater May 9, 2003

DIAFTIA

"Die in a fire, thanks in advance!"

Abbreviation sometimes used as a retort on Internet message boards and chat programs; a natural combination of the more widely-used DIAF and TIA.

Bryan: I think your car needs more Carebear stickers.
Tam: DIAFTIA
Bryan: LOL

by Viet-Tam Luu October 3, 2007

As daft as a wagon horse

Someone who is so stupid that no matter what you tell them they will do it. Mainly because a wagon horse will work all day and just keep going and going without any thought for themselves.

that bloke is as daft as a wagon horse

by Jon Coombe December 14, 2008

Drastical

Of absolute utmost importance

I have a drastical emergency!!

by Sarah March 8, 2005