Or dbn for short, is an extended period of slumber, beginning in the early evening , typically on a friday after a long week of work, and lasting far longer than necessary or purposeful, usually 3 or more hours. Subject awakens from said nap and feels like a douche because he is too groggy to go out and meet his friends but too awake to get the full nights sleep he desired. Not to be confused with the disco nap or power naps which actually serve legitimate social purposes.
Phil woke up from his 3 hour douchebag nap at 10:45pm on a beautiful summer weekend night, felt more tired then he did when he began it, and ended up watching trashy reality tv in a zombie like daze for the next 5 hours
by steve of buffalo July 1, 2011
Get the douchebag nap mug.A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.
Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.
You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).
You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).
by Far Far Away August 29, 2010
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Karen is such a douchebag. She thinks and acts like she's better than Joanthan even though in real life, Jonathan is better and smarter than Karen.
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