Dario

A gay kid who loves to suck dicks and crave for attention. Acts likes he knows rappers so he can be cool and hated shoes last year and now started to be a sneakerhead to become cool. You can tell he's gay cuz his last name has ass in it. His teeth look like train tracks. He goes around classes and has seizures and ppl think he has autism.

Oh shit its dario, run!

by hASSankhani May 22, 2018

Dario

sombody who is trash in league of legends and gets toxic about it

wow what a dario

by Yiekel July 24, 2020

pulling a doris

arriving late and leaving early from work at the same day - the activity which causes being late and leaving early can not be work/productivity related.

I am pulling a doris today (coming in late, because picking up my dry cleaning and leave early to go my gym class.)

by deutsches frau June 27, 2008

dorien

the most rank ass wipe you will ever meet and always fucks up with women. fucks his dog and he loves anime. the gayest prick ever

oh fuck its a dorien, run!!!

by national freak accociation December 21, 2016

funki-dori

cud also b spelt funky-dory meanin sumfin reli kl, cud b used 4 ppl, actions or fings;

"wow sara's skirt is lyk sooooo funki-dori"

by eggz March 31, 2005

Dori

A Dori looks like a poodle and causes all sorts of drama and should be avoided at all costs, if caught with a Dori you should try to have the least amount of exposure as possible as you will watch yourself become a cold shell of a person and be "mean" to everyone around you. You will also sense the massive need to consume drama and try to ruin your best friends relationship and brag about stuff that doesn't matter. You also get jealous of anyone and anything that is "cooler" and is expensive. Exposure to a Dori for more than One Hour is extremely dangerous and you should contact a Psychiatrist if you find you have that need to eat drama.

She is also a girl that for some reason has a lot of friends, She can be a "jerk" 90% of the time and treats all of her friends like dirt. Every once in a while she's nice but for the most part she's not.

The examples are what a friend of a Dori would say and what a Dori would say when drama presents itself.

"It bothers Dori that I have more money than her."

"Oh my god did you hear what her boyfriend just did?"

by Shimpa November 14, 2011

Doris

Doris : older generation female who frequents such stores as screwfix to buy a oven bulb or 10ltrs of paint while under lockdown and social distancing from the corona virus pandemic.

Go home doris you dont need to be outside your home, paint and a oven bulb is not an essential purchase in these dire times.
Look Doris i dont care if your going to be bored while in self isolation you cant have any paint and you definatly dont need decking oil.

by Spunkyfmj March 28, 2020