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sock docking

A gay man engaging in masturbation into a sock.
Can't get a boyfriend, try sock docking.
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
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Tapatio docking

Same as docking (when two people force their pienises together hard enough that their forskins touch) except they are both wearing sombreros.
He Mark, I got the sombreros for my birthday and I’m feeling frisky. I was wondering if you want to come to my house and try tapatio docking?
by Smellmyfinget January 12, 2019
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Dry Docking

Shitting in a toilet with no water, sometimes on purpose, sometimes in extreme emergencies resulting in a total blow out.
ROUMUS HAD TO SHIT SO BAD AND THE HARBOR WAS DRY SO HE HAD TO RESORT TO DRY DOCKING.
by Jesse Millpage February 3, 2019
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sticky docking

It’s like when two dudes tape their wieners together.
by Megarawr December 14, 2019
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Strategic docking

Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.
Vikz likes Strategic docking. It makes his genitals all tingly, since it feels special.
by blijekarper March 29, 2020
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Virtual docking

When an internet beef between two men is squashed and the virtually dock their peens together.
After apologizing to each other online, R and J started virtual docking.
by MaynardG744 April 2, 2020
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Ha-docking

Sucking on a large bearded sailor's nipples.
Ewan was ha-docking Rishi while he did bicep curls in his back garden.
by Bozmund April 16, 2020
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