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Geeze Disease

A condition brought on by a heavy session of using cocaine and alcohol. Symptoms include a runny nose, dehydration and an inability to think clearly.
Terry: Hey Pete have you seen the state of Luke?
Pete: Yep he's got Geeze Disease he's been on it for 36hrs straight!
by petechez1 April 20, 2018
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lynn disease

Lynn Disease (n): a state of being where you are prone to making typos.
"hqnbdhek" "What does that mean?" "I don't know, I must have Lynn Disease"
by Unfortbunaltly diesaesd July 9, 2017
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chrome's disease

when the rims on your ride are lacking in sufficient 'chromeness'
Nadine's old car suffers from chrome's disease
by JVD the III January 5, 2009
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Couples Disease

When 2 people (both in seperate relationships) are so used to being in a couple that they are adapted to being in a pair. If the other half of the relationship is not around, then the person will try to form a pairing with another person (preferably someone who is also in a relationship). This pairing usually contains no sexual activity, but will usually contain some "snuggling" if it is an other night situation.

These people (ever since being in a relationship) crave being in a pair. This will mean that in groups of 3, if there are 2 people in a relationship and one person who is single, the two people currently in a relationship will attach to each other due to the fact that they have something in common (the fact that they are both in a relationship). This will leave the person who is not in a relationship left out of conversation (see "Third Wheel).
This leaves the single person to realize this, and will give him the urge to write this on urban dictionary (because he has nothing better to do and is single...)

You cannot contract the disease without being in a relationship, as you don't feel the NEED to bond (that doesn't mean they don't WANT to form a bond though...)
Mac is going out with *insert girl A's name here
Mia is going out with *insert boy A's name here

Mac and Mia decide to snuggle up together for the night leaving *insert lonely person's name here* on his own for the night. Lonely person realizes that Mac and Mia have Couples Disease
by DMAN03 July 13, 2012
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ligmaballs disease

this is a very bad disease but there is only one cure its by me doing your mom
by memes May 6, 2022
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Tim’s Disease

When a male overflows with to much drip, it begins to seep into his lower organs, resulting in an unnecessarily large penis.
Wow my walls got wrecked last night Tina, I think he had Tim’s Disease.
by Tim’s disease September 23, 2019
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Julio disease

Every sexual disease known to man, including the unknown. Orginated from an illegal immigrant, Julio, who hooked up with random men on Grindr, refusing to use protection.
Masta Rebecca: "Ah man, you got the Julio disease?"

Slave Marvin: "Yeah, I got it from Eric on Grindr."

Masta Rebecca: "Ew, don't touch me!"
by Becbec January 10, 2017
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