dung defender

shit

dung defender shitted on me

by Taataa March 5, 2021

Helen Keller Defense

When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:

1: I didn't say that

2: I didn't hear that

3: I didn't see that

"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."

"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."

by Kyndbudz January 27, 2010

Friend Zone Defense

Making a move on a girl while in the friend zone.

I'm playing friend zone defense right now.

by fuckalolo February 23, 2017

Beat a furry defender week

From the 11th month to 28-4th of December. You can beat up any furry defender and they can't fight back

Hey bro its "Beat a furry defender week".
Time to beat some fatherless ass

by Richard boderman November 27, 2022

defense

heroin

i shoot that defense nigga !

by unshculdige02 May 9, 2009

self defense

What an alcoholic woman would claim after she attacks you with a knife.

Police officer: Why did you stab your husband multiple times?
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!

by L August 14, 2007

Russian Defense

Strategy employed by the Russians in every single war they have ever fought. Basically involves digging in, sending suicidal charges of men, mostly unarmed to the slaughter, and hoping the winter sets in quickly and kills the invading army.

Notable successes: Napoleonic Invasion of Russia, Crimean War, Operation Barbarossa (Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union during World War 2).
Notable Losses: World War 1 (The winter killed the Russians due to significant logistical errors - the Germans also helped).

Aleksander: Should we try and hold of the invading army?
Sasha: Nah, we'll just employ the Russian Defense and let mother nature take care of this "great land". Pass me more Vodka!

by Agent Red October 19, 2010