Declaration of Independence

Generally performed on someone that is passed out from excessive drinking, the Declaration of Independence is when multiple John Hancocks are performed on one person.

Adam: Wow, look at Joey's face. I've never seen so many mushroom stamps on someone's face.

Matt: Ya, each mushroom stamp is actually called a John Hancock and since there are so many, that's a Declaration of Independence.

by It's Poop Again August 21, 2011

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Declan

An absolute dog of a cunt, no one likes him he always dogs the fucking boys. Thinks he’s hard talking shit online but no one fucking likes the cunt because he looks like a Down syndrome fucking hamster that has been raped by it’s owner and it’s owner’s uncle over 1000 times.

Genuinely just a fucking tosser.

Fuck Declan is a cunt, I don’t think anyone likes him

by Maddogyamaddog August 3, 2018

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declan wilson

Declan Wilson is a skinny fuck who lives off his heart poking out his chest, full jars of nutella and hard-core tentacle hentai. He had a thing for this girl but not her identical twin which doesn't make sense. His teeth be looking fresh tho. His jokes are like "Oh it's raining? It's Scotland what do you expect" n then he'll laugh at his own jokes. He's also got a fetish for foreheads

Person 1: Is that Declan Wilson??
Person 2: No its bugs bunny

Person 3: You muppet they are the same thing

by Yassssqween October 11, 2019

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