dildo fairy

A mythical Fairy that delivers dildos to deserving woman and men

Woke up and that bitch had a dildo under her Pillow. Bitch was visited by the dildo fairy

by mastodonPenis March 18, 2019

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porcupine dildo

The medical term for the removal of a porcupine from a woman's vagina.

She is going to need reconstructive surgery once we remove this porcupine dildo.

by 6Stranger6Danger6 January 20, 2016

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Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker

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friends that a female would consider extremely close.

Anabel shouldn't have a hard time moving from NY to Miami since she never had any dildo friends in NY to start with.

by Wgabriel March 22, 2015

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1. A person containing similarities of a douche bag and a dildo.
2. A combination of douche bag and dildo to offend someone

Person 1: Look at that faggot over there pissing in people's beers
Person 2: What a douche dildo
Douche Dildo: Yo fuck you I'll piss in your asshole.

by Top_Jimmy January 30, 2014

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by jayjade May 30, 2014

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When you do a shit and put it in the freezer and you or someone else uses it as a dildo

She really enjoy using her poo dildo she received for Chrismas

by Pauly paffat December 14, 2017

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