spicy tech deck

fingering a girl with your index and middle fingers, the fingers used on a tech deck, covered in hot cheetos crums.

Person A: I gave Mary a spicy tech deck on friday.
Person B: With the hot cheetos i gave you?

by Pickels bff September 25, 2011

Swab the Deck

When an intense shit becomes either/or too messy or too burny and one is forced to dunk a was of toilet paper in the toilet bowl before wiping. (after a flush of course)

"My asshole is on fire! I need to swab the deck!

by jjv3b7 February 11, 2010

on deck

1.) to be on or under the influence of marijuana
2.) to have marijuana in your possession that you plan to sell

1.) your eyes are blasted man, are you on deck?
2.) hey bill i need a gram by tonight, are you on deck?

by TFS October 1, 2005

On Deck

A plan with a female or the plan for the day. Something that is planned or will be happening next when pertaining to females or going out.

1. I didn't have any females on deck so I stayed home and went to sleep.

2.
Homeboy 1: Man, what do you have on deck for the night?

Homeboy 2: Nothing much. Just this one chick I met at the club. She wanna kick it so I'm going to chill with her.

by JOJO411 March 1, 2008

shuffleing the deck

In theory it is possible that whilst 'shuffling' a deck of cards, that the cards could be set into certain favourable positions; this expression is based upon such a premise.

Said when there is a suspicion that an outcome has been obtained in a prearranged fashion, usually by a specific person, directly involved.

Bob was an expert at shuffleing the deck; he got the two hot chicks on his team, again!

comment: Hey bro, the NZ Labour party managed to get elected again in 2008 for a 4th term with their infamous tax rebate.
response: shuffleing the deck man

by mongrelbeast January 11, 2008

Upper Deck

oh man!!! its so funny!! i wanna do yours! (please)

(to be song in a heavy metal mosh way)

I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight

Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!

Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!

Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!

One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo

But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.

Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address

He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!

by Blitzd July 6, 2004

gay deck

A stupid insult people say when they are losing in clash royal specifically middle-schoolers.

Guy: “OMG this guys about to three crown me.” Guy2: “he has such of a gay deck.”

by Brug12345678910111213141516171 March 21, 2022