Cumonable

1.) a description for a surface , which is easily be a person place or thing, which is able to be ejaculated or female squirted upon without hesitation for miscellaneous reasoning at any time or place.

1.the fat girl's body was slightly hideous before the 10 beers, but man, was her face and tits ever cumonable. 2. the sorority pledge's face was very pleasing to the sisters, they deemed her very comonable, a requirement for all new pleges, so they all squatted one by one over her lovely grill, and gave her the sister shower also known as a female bukakke

by wterasta January 9, 2011

Cuban Queen

A blunt that is rolled in a dried tobacco leaf. Also known as a "Special Stogie".

Dude! Me and my friends were getting so chopped smoking a Cuban Queen! You should've been there!

by SpikeNinja October 29, 2011

cuban tan

the sunburn like appearance of a user under the influnce of cystal meth,usally occurs when the drug is wearing off

''damn, its 7 in the morning, what u doing with a cuban tan"are u blushing or is that a cuban tan

by crazydrunkwha November 29, 2011

cumonnaise

The act of ejaculating into another's sandwich.

Hey dude, you just got a taste of cumonnaise on that sandwich!

by thatguywhosubmitsdeffinitions December 30, 2012

Cuban Corkscrew

When your fucking a girl in the Lustful Leg position and you twist her ninety degrees on top her back and flick her clit. The vibrations over take her leg and the twist causes her to sprain her vagina.

"After the naughty Cuban Corkscrew last night, every time I walk my flaps rub against my legs and it hurts too much to move"

by djscrutz January 2, 2016

Cuban Board Walk

When you are tied down to a tree and someone in a diesel powered mini can and ties a toe cable to your testicles and drives away at 58 miles per hour

Man did you see what happened to Tom?

Yeah, he got a Cuban board Walk from the mafia

by Edgy2002 May 12, 2017

Cuban Castration

Cuban Castration is the act of slicing off the tip of your penis during sex and using blood as lube. In order for the act to be Cuban Castration, the people participating in the sex have to be in Cuba.

Man 1: Bro, I heard Jose pulled a Cuban Castration on that chick during their vacation.
Man 2: That's some serious shit. You can tell he's committed to her.

by NutellaIsNut May 12, 2018