Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists

Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"

by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011

Woke Crow

Left wing, Democrat who employ the "Jim Crow" tactics from the historical past of the Democratic party.

We have entered the “Woke Crow” era where left wing Democrats have re-weaponized their past “Jim Crow” tactics.

by MinnWhoDat April 10, 2023

Crow

Crow is the sweetest boy in a group, he's mostly calm but tends to get chaotic when he feels safe, he likes dogs and is very handsome. Also incredibly gay.

"this is my friend Crow! He is very sweet!"

by -seren XD September 19, 2023

Crow's Nest

The padding of toilet paper one puts around the toilet seat in a public restroom.

That toilet seat must be really nasty because the Lasr guy left a crow's nest.

by Reimancts August 11, 2018

Evan Crowe

Evan Crowe is a popular young celebrity, mostly known for his appearance on the show ‘the world’
Age: 12
Full name: Evan Lance Crowe
Birthday: 17 of September
Birthplace: Melbourne, Victoria
Astrological sign: Virgo

Evan Crowe is so cool.

by Celebsonurban October 30, 2021

Crow

Ugly bitches with annoying voices who sound like crows always in your ear

It’s live but there are so many crows here I gotta go.

by Paniniman June 23, 2019

Crowing

Crowing - to crow
Crowing means picking one’s nose. Here in Nottingham, UK, very few people use it and it’s an old expression that’s falling out of use.

“Oi, stop crowing! You’re crowin’ too deep, you’ll scratch ya brain”

by WhoShotJR? December 30, 2023