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cougar stain

When a woman old enough to be considered a cougar leaves a pussy juice stain on your nuts,sheets,couch,or in your beard.
Tommy still had the cougar stain on his beard when he came to work Monday.
by milly butter May 12, 2015
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Cougar Baby

1. A young man who is dating a cougar / middle aged woman

2. A young man who prefers dating middle aged women.
Guy 1 - Hey, I heard you went over to that Bon Jovi concert with that older woman, is everything ok?

Guy 2 - Yeah, that's my girlfriend Monica, Im her cougar baby
by ValiantBert April 25, 2020
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Über Cougar

Just like any other cougar, except this one is exceptionally old. An Über Cougar is typically in their mid 70s or older.

(See also: necrophilia)
David: "Yo did you hear I fucked Bradley's grandma?"

Steve: "Gross dude."

David: "Nah bro she's an Über Cougar!"
by Admiral Tassles September 12, 2018
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cougar rap

Popular cougar rap artists include Will Smith and Puff Daddy, but any rap song that incites cougars to dance on bar tables might be considered cougar rap, depending on the bar, or how late it is.
by TO-GAR September 8, 2011
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Cougar pelt

When laying pipe on an older woman, you then pull out a piece of duct tape and lay it on her bush then proceed to rip it off or shave it and admire the thickness of the cougars pelt
Hey jon want to see my cougar pelt collection?
by captainhook105 November 17, 2017
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Mountain Cougar

A woman, attracted to younger males (usually in the grade below), with claws that come out on the weekends. The Mountain Cougar manages to leave marks on one's body, usually in the form of scratches and/or hickeys. People are often amused by her behavior, giving her the title The Mountain Cougar, or "Cougs" for short.

The Cougar goes wild on the weekends, and lives worry-free. She often hibernates in cars, and has to be home extra early to sharpen the claws.
Hungover Friend: Dude, look at your fuckin back and neck! What the hell happened to you?

Victim: I was attacked by the Mountain Cougar this weekend
by RR. November 13, 2011
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Cougar Den

A bar or a club where there are plenty of Cougars to be found out on the prowl on the weekends. Often a place where a good live band on the weekends and younger men hang out. It can also be a bar that caters to the office crowd at lunch hour on the weekdays, the Cougars will come back to the same familiar place to party for happy hour or on the weekends.
The Sticky Wicket Grill on South Broad Street in Hamilton, NJ is a Cougar Den because it's close to the state offices of Trenton, which is where a lot of the Cougars in that area work. When one of the better local cover bands are playing, the place is packed to the walls with Cougars and Cougar Cubs on the prowl!
by Original Jay Dog August 18, 2011
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