couched

When one certain girl is screwed over big time by one certain boy (who may or may not have the name Mike Couch). Can be applied to many different situations, but always results in a not so smitten girl and a douche-bag boy who doesn't even know what's going on.

A: So basically he doesn't even know the word "Hi."
E: Wow, cunt. You got couched. Big time!

by JustGotCouched March 17, 2009

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Couple a Ballsack

1. To grab a ballsack gently
2. To grab a ballsack with your pointer and ring finger
3. To lift up a ballsack

"Yo, did she Couple a Ballsack?"
"No, I had to couple my own later...."

by Mr_Creamer May 31, 2010

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Coucle • Couple Goals • couple • couched • Couche Tard • coucher • corcle • couche • coulee • coupley

couched out

When you pass out on the couch.

I couched out last night watching T.V.

by OG Showtime July 18, 2016

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Couple two tree

Used across the entire midwest and parts of the northeast, it's a way for someone to say "a few" but add more ambiguity so as not to be held accountable for any specific amount. The "tree" indicates an alternate pronunciation for the word "three" thanks to language influences from the Italians, Irish, and Germans in the United States.

I had a couple two tree beers at the bar no big deal.

by HunterQT December 20, 2021

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noncouple couple

When two people have an unrelationship/relationship. One person is not emotionally involved and is not committed to a loving, monogamous relationship and the other person is emotionally involved and committed to a loving, monogamaous relationship.

We have been a noncouple couple for 11 months now.

by Punky Dunk April 29, 2011

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