from "cocksucker" and "corporation"; refers to a person in the corporation - usually a superior (particularly from top-managment) or another employee with "good connections" who makes other people's lives miserable, messes up someone's good work, steals ideas and presents them as his/her own, gives illogical tasks and apart from taking money does nothing.
Jim: This new marketing fella was supposed to be our manager, but all he does is playing with his iPhone or giving me things to do that make no sense. Not to mention his lack of respect for people who has been working here for ages and who could have been his bosses with their experience in the field.
Brian: Yeah, a real corpsucker. Screw him!
Brian: Yeah, a real corpsucker. Screw him!
by KurtSteinerPL June 28, 2012
Get the corpsucker mug.To be collapsed on the ground, so physically drained and cosmetically disordered that you look (and feel) like a corpse.
Alas, after having consumed copious amounts of alcohol, she lay corpsified in the space she was last seen conscious, as the muffled sounds of her phone alarm made their final rotation.
by MovieQuotesGuy December 14, 2013
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A person in cryonic suspension (frozen in suspended animation with the hope of possible revival in the future)
He signed up to be cryonically suspended after death because he figured it was better to be a corpsicle than to be incinerated or rot in a casket .
by Dr Kat November 1, 2015
Get the corpsicle mug.corservative (one who supports corservatism).
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or (corporate conservatism) is inverse to conservatism, which defines upholding to traditional values and ideas committed to idealism. Whereas conservatism however is a centralized economic elitist movement dedicated exclusively to the pursuit of material wealth and gain, of a purely materialistic disposition void of idealistic attributes. Which is falsely represented and confused as traditional conservativism.
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or (corporate conservatism) is inverse to conservatism, which defines upholding to traditional values and ideas committed to idealism. Whereas conservatism however is a centralized economic elitist movement dedicated exclusively to the pursuit of material wealth and gain, of a purely materialistic disposition void of idealistic attributes. Which is falsely represented and confused as traditional conservativism.
by Baron Neville June 2, 2017
Get the corservatism mug.also known as corporate feminism, or the belief that placing women of color and cracker bitches into positions of corporate power will result in the transformation of extractive capitalism into an empathetic form of social good
Trans dude: Did you see Becky's shirt in class today?
Trans girl: No, what did it say?
Trans dude: "Girls Belong in the Boardroom. Save the World Today!"
Trans girl: Ew, Becky is hella into CorpFem. Makes me laugh and puke at the same time!
Trans girl: No, what did it say?
Trans dude: "Girls Belong in the Boardroom. Save the World Today!"
Trans girl: Ew, Becky is hella into CorpFem. Makes me laugh and puke at the same time!
by Jill Olala February 9, 2021
Get the CorpFem mug.The Corpsveau is a mythical cross-bred creature that is half snake and half crow. While the origin story of the very first corpsveau is yet a mystery, legend has it that it first spontaneously emerged as the result of a poor translation between the words "snake", "raven", and "corbeau" which instantaneously breathed life into the first of its kind.
Conveniently, the etymology of the creature also conveniently lends utility to indicating one's equivalent interest in their lover's body and mind through the compounding of "corps" and "cerveau" (trans. French).
A group of corpsveaux is known as an "unibroue".
At times, one can feel an unibroue of corpsveaux brewing within oneself when overwhelmed with feelings of love and affection for another; this is typically mistaken to be kaleidoscope of butterflies.
The corspveau is perpetually pissed off, mostly as the results of it's unfortunate (alleged) origin story, which, ironically lends to its charm. The corpsveau is a beautifully paradoxical creature; hopefully you will have the pleasure of their company before La Fin du Monde.
Conveniently, the etymology of the creature also conveniently lends utility to indicating one's equivalent interest in their lover's body and mind through the compounding of "corps" and "cerveau" (trans. French).
A group of corpsveaux is known as an "unibroue".
At times, one can feel an unibroue of corpsveaux brewing within oneself when overwhelmed with feelings of love and affection for another; this is typically mistaken to be kaleidoscope of butterflies.
The corspveau is perpetually pissed off, mostly as the results of it's unfortunate (alleged) origin story, which, ironically lends to its charm. The corpsveau is a beautifully paradoxical creature; hopefully you will have the pleasure of their company before La Fin du Monde.
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Oras: "Hey Kevin..."
Kevin: "oui?"
Oras: "J'aime ton Corpsveau!"
Kevin: "Oh!" **experiences a unibroue of corpsveau**
Oras: "Hey Kevin..."
Kevin: "oui?"
Oras: "J'aime ton Corpsveau!"
Kevin: "Oh!" **experiences a unibroue of corpsveau**
by chasingtheinfinite February 24, 2021
Get the Corpsveau mug."Corpie" n. A mainstream corporate shill who wears the skin-suit of anti-establishment and/or punk aesthetic. A poser, a hypocrite, too corporatized to be aware of their ironic existence.
"Dude, this protest has way too many corpies..."
"Awww...look at the cute little corpie, with her corporate pride Starbucks cup!"
"Awww...look at the cute little corpie, with her corporate pride Starbucks cup!"
by Carnals-menagerie November 12, 2021
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