Rooted Cooter

Stretched out vagina. It can either be a permanent condition

Permanent condition:"That bitch has 5 kids, you know shes got a rooted cooter".

Or temporary: Your girl comes home, and you feel her up and she feels like she has just been fucked. She has a rooted cooter...

by Mike (Cooter Rooter) June 9, 2008

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Cooter Biscuit

A Cooter Biscuit is another name for a tampon or pad.

My girlfriend's Aunt Flow is in town with her bags packed, so she asked me to go to the store and get her a box of cooter biscuits.

Guy1: Dude, would you ever sniff a used cooter biscuit?
Guy2: Bro, I got my first red wings after sniffing a cooter biscuit.

by Jake Murdock September 21, 2014

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Cooter bumping

The act of two adults with vaginal genetalia in a scissoring motion, bump each other's clitorises... also known as Cochise bumping... see Tracy Lee Freeman's diagram for further images

Hey Christina, would you like to try the art of cooter bumping with me?

by Albert Jason Einstein January 5, 2017

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Pooter Cooter

Female genitalia which exudes a smelly odor.

Also can be described as winther-esque

pooter cooter vajayjay

by noreply9 September 26, 2011

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Cooter Shooter

a penis, derived from the the idea of a penis being a shooter and being placed in a women's fluff of flesh

he showed me his cooter shooter

by meff January 8, 2008

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Cooter Slam

The alcoholic drink enjoyed by strippers everywhere. 2 parts Malibu Coconut. 1 part Raspberry Schnapps. 1/2 part Peach Schnaps 1 part Orange Juice. 1 part Cranberry Juice. 1 part Pineapple Juice. Splash Grenadine. Must perform the dance move, "Cooter Slam" while drinking.

5,6,7,8, Praise Christ, Praise Christ, Double Dream Hands Take the Shot, Cooter Slam.

by masonjar014 February 25, 2011

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