'Anal-eez'
The language spoken by self-important idiots.
Similar to talking shit, but much more annoying.
The language spoken by self-important idiots.
Similar to talking shit, but much more annoying.
Agatha: "Betty was talking out of her arse again today."
Agnes: "Fuck, that bitch is FLUENT in analese."
Agatha: "Let's pat her."
Agnes: "Right-o, I'll get the laxatives."
Agnes: "Fuck, that bitch is FLUENT in analese."
Agatha: "Let's pat her."
Agnes: "Right-o, I'll get the laxatives."
by MEFF February 13, 2009
Get the analesemug. a penis, derived from the the idea of a penis being a shooter and being placed in a women's fluff of flesh
by meff January 08, 2008
Get the Cooter Shootermug. The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"
"Argh, failatio!"
by MEFF February 13, 2009
Get the failatiomug. To be talentless is to endure a relationship with a sexually unattractive person, where talent refers to the fitness of your partner, and not your ability to pull a fox.
You may also be single, and therefore completely talentless.
You may also be single, and therefore completely talentless.
by MEFF February 13, 2009
Get the talentlessmug. -verb.
To 'pat' someone is to throw one's excrement, especially faeces, at them.
Ladies may also choose to throw used menstrual regalia instead of faecal matter.
One may commit the ultimate pat by furnishing one's bowel with the necessary materials before positioning oneself directly above the head of a friend, relative or perhaps passing person, thence one proceeds to pat them right on the head.
To 'pat' someone is to throw one's excrement, especially faeces, at them.
Ladies may also choose to throw used menstrual regalia instead of faecal matter.
One may commit the ultimate pat by furnishing one's bowel with the necessary materials before positioning oneself directly above the head of a friend, relative or perhaps passing person, thence one proceeds to pat them right on the head.
Katy was constantly banging on about her wide-set vagina, which finally pushed Alex to the point of patting her with sloppy twos.
Alex had been a dick to Katy so she pat him. She pat him good.
Katy's menses had stained Alex's favourite shirt after the pat attack, therefore he fucking killed her dead. Bitch.
Alex had been a dick to Katy so she pat him. She pat him good.
Katy's menses had stained Alex's favourite shirt after the pat attack, therefore he fucking killed her dead. Bitch.
by MEFF February 11, 2009
Get the patmug. This is a one-of-a-kind, sweet, gentle soul who wears her heart on her sleeve. That is her superpower. She feels deeply and she loves fully. Jerekah is beautiful on the outside, radiant on the inside. You can search all the ends of the Earth, if you are lucky enough, you may stumble across a true diamond in the rough with Jerekah. And you’ll know when you see her — for her energy is pure, her energy is comfort. Many friends turn to Jerekah for support. Mama bear. If you are lucky to have Jerekah, you have a devoted friend. If you are lucky enough to be loved by Jerekah, you will have a cherished partner. The name Jerekah is unique because she is unique in her beauty and love-ableness. And she funny. Queen. Periodt.
by meff November 23, 2021
Get the Jerekahmug. To baptise, or to perform a baptism, is to rub one's milk-laden breasts across a gentleman's/lady's head and/or face, expressing an indiscriminate amount of boob juice on to the subject's forehead.
Although I'm 8 months pregnant I still managed to baptise several gentlemen and one lucky lady last night. Alas, my jugs will soon be empty.
by MEFF February 13, 2009
Get the baptisemug.