by Nunchuck king July 2, 2017
Get the Cockatoulla mug.Girl #1: the guy I fucked last night had a Cockcoon
Girl #2: wot?
Girl #1: he was fat... and his dick had to come out of metamorphosis
Girl #2: wot?
Girl #1: he was fat... and his dick had to come out of metamorphosis
by The biggest loser April 18, 2018
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by PussySlayer604 May 3, 2018
Get the CockLocked mug.Man after I jerked off I still had a cockbooger on my dick when I went to put my underwear back on. Shit's everywhere!
by ClitCommander May 30, 2018
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Get the Cockboozled mug.John “oh boy was that cockjock good last night!”
Mellisa “wait so you rid his cock like a horse and it went up your arse?”
John “oh yeah it diddddd”
Mellisa “wait so you rid his cock like a horse and it went up your arse?”
John “oh yeah it diddddd”
by MC Mental is the name December 8, 2018
Get the CockJock mug.another insult to call someone you don't like, most effective if the person you are arguing with is a female. Cockgobblers usually are feminists, furries, sjws, liberals, those bitchy girls at school, or any old ass grocery store employee that yells at you and your friends for no reason or anyone yelling at you because your skateboarding.
Angry dude: HEY STOP SKATING THERE
Skater dude: yo shut the fuck up you cockgobbler
Angry dude: WHAT YOU CALL ME?
skater dude: a cockgobbler you fuckin fag
*skater proceeds to absolute suplex the angry dude*
Skater dude: yo shut the fuck up you cockgobbler
Angry dude: WHAT YOU CALL ME?
skater dude: a cockgobbler you fuckin fag
*skater proceeds to absolute suplex the angry dude*
by TheBeaterOfMeats March 14, 2019
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