double cocked

actually possessing two usable cocks

Guy 1: I did her anal and vaginal
Guy 2: O yeah i did her both at once
Guy 1: You double cocked bastard

by J__Rad June 8, 2005

cocked

so drunk that you engage in gay sex

lets get cocked

by supafly rabbi January 22, 2004

cocklepuss

the act of plunging an erected cock into a women's vagina vigorously

One night, after a long and hard bang, i was so horny, i decided to cocklepuss my girlfriend

by paul malo/ jkim October 20, 2009

Spaniel Cocker

Used as a greeting in a derogatory manner. Meaning, "one who cocks spaniels."
Dog fucker

What's up, Spaniel Cocker?

by yeti_detective August 26, 2010

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

Cold-cocked

The act of putting your clock or penis in the refrigerator then slapping your girlfriend in the face with it.

Ordin said he was going to get something to drink from the fridge and came back and cold-cocked me.

by Jamie Hartzell August 18, 2018

Slut-Cocker

One who cocks sluts, or uses their cock on sluts.

"Stop cocking the slut, Slut-Cocker!!!"
"I, the Slut-Cocker, am now attempting to use my cock on the slut!!!"

by Douchebag February 7, 2003