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closterfuck

That car is a closterfuck
by XmaxGG October 28, 2015
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Joke-a-caust

When a person (or persons) tell a slough of jokes incorrectly, thus ruining and murdering them for everyone. This person out of a feeling of inadequacy, shame, or stupidity will try to redeem themselves by reciting other jokes. No matter how dry, tasteless or poor they may be.
Andrew: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the egg! No.. That's not how it went?

Tom: Oh, wow.

Andrew: Wait wait, I have more. Knock knock...

Jene: Who's there?

Andrew: Banana!

Jene: Banana who?

Andrew: Banana... What was it? Oh never mind, you'll love this one!

Tom: Oh my god has he been at this all night?

Jene: Yup, total joke-a-caust.
by Shanemaximo March 17, 2010
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clusterfidiots

People of or pertaining to a cluster fuck.
Cluster fuck idiots.
When a large group of people are being stupid and creating a cluster fuck, they are clusterfidiots.
A trafic jam caused by an accident and a bunch of rubber neckers is composed of clusterfidiots.
by Jason D. December 10, 2005
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clustermuck

Same as CLUSTERFUCK but more appropriate for any age and social setting.
The website's main page design is a total clustermuck.
by Have a delicioso dia! January 13, 2009
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clusterfuck

in computing, this means to have too many computers running on a network, causing the network to mess up, or "clusterfuck"
this is not just for computers. it can apply to computer-like systems that connect to internet, such as Xbox 360, PS3, etc.
Man 1: aww i just got clusterfucked
Man 2: of course you did. you're running 2 laptops, a desktop, and playing black ops on a PS3 with a dial-up internet connection!
by gamewin1 November 15, 2010
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Clusterfuck

South Sudan is the biggest clusterfuck of a country I've ever seen.
by You're Canadian , burn in hell September 12, 2019
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Clasty

The act of being classy and nasty simultaneously
That girl wearing Chanel, making out and grinding with that frat guy is so clasty.

That was very clasty of her to blow a guy in the back of a Rolls-Royce

Only a clasty girl would snort lines while wearing Dolce & Gabana
by Samanda Amarah March 17, 2010
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