Clock Butt

When one twerks their ass in a rhythmic fashion. Used like a metronome to keep musical timing.

I was having trouble keeping time whilst playing the piano so I hollered to my bitch "Yo girl, gimme some clock butt".

by cryptoanon November 17, 2018

Clock-Block

Anything (person, place, activity or thing) that can distract you from doing what you should be doing.

"Sorry I'm late for work. I got CLOCK-BLOCKED creeping my ex's Snapchat..."

by MATTheBRATT December 20, 2018

Clockface

A woman who sleeps with guys "around the clock", (usually referring to married women).

"Oh man she's such a clockface"

by Mrs. teapot (not a clockface) January 4, 2019

Clockblocker

When your late to work and there is the ONE coworker who insists on making small talk when all you want to do is clock in!!!

Oh no it’s Sarah...she likes to make small talk even though your late and just NEED to clock in...meanwhile I just saw her yesterday!!

I know she’s such a Clockblocker!!

by KP_JP_210 July 21, 2019

Clockyy

A person who is a clock. He says he is a woman sometimes but he is a male. He is mistaken to be gay. He jokes around being your parent like mother or father. Usually telling you to go to bed. He cares about other people.

Human 1: Imma stay up.
Human 2: No, I am father, go to bed.
Human 1: Don't be a clockyy. >_>

by TheDaChicken October 22, 2019

clockgate

A situation whereby someone makes fun of another person’s choice in home decorating for choosing to put up an oversized, basic bitch wall clock.

Omg. Did you hear? Sue pulled a clockgate by telling Karolina her clock is ugly.

by Weasel 77 November 7, 2020

devil clock

The evil clock that haunts the WSU campus. While it is seemingly beautiful and normal during the daytime, it turns an evil shade of blood red when the sunsets and uses subliminal messages to hypnotize the students of Washington State University. It's apprentice, the jukebox of Hillside, does devil clock's work and attempts to lure people with it's dark spell. In the devil clock movie, soon to be starred in by Samuel L. Jackson (voice of the devil clock), the devil clocks spell takes over all of the students and the one nonposessed student has to climb up and sacrifice his life to crash through devil clock to unleash the spell and save the world.

Devil clock says hi and he's upset you haven't responded to his messages.

by I am Bogey December 10, 2007