Clay aching

The clay aching is a cop-wap manuver where the male proceeds to smack a hoe in the face with his large erect wang... therefore leaving his clay (and her face) aching

"Dude, your moms a hoe"
"dude, no she isnt"
"C'mon man, i have her a clay achin last night, and she liked it"
"oh shit, my mom really is a hoe"

by Jimt September 16, 2004

clay

money, cash, cream, cheddar, duckets, bucks, bills, spot, chips, chippers, dough, feda, fedi, fedachinni

i went to the casino today & raked in the clay.

by The Anglo-Saxon O'Shea Jackson September 21, 2007

Clay Pipe

A stokie term for the poop shoot, shite hole, anus hole, butt ring...etc

bloke down the pub tells his mates how he is going to make love to his missus. "when i get home i gonna clay pipe my lady" or in stokie "whenst i gets wom, ast gonna clay pipe mar lady"

by Papalazaroo November 24, 2003

Clay Shiman

1) Perpetual Badass
2) Next in line for King behind Donald Rumsfeld

Clay Shiman is a perpetual Badass.
Somebody TP'ed Clays house, and now they're going to get their ass beat.

by Gambrel April 28, 2004

Mitchell Clay

Mormon kid who is famous for his GOLD Scooby- Doo impression.

Also, he gets a ton of pussy. See pussy magnet.

Perez Hilton: Mitchell Clay! Do your Scooby- Doo impression!

Mitchell Clay: Rooby Roo! Ehehehehe! Rime to ret some russy!

by Notacelebrity July 26, 2009

claymore

One of the greatest mix drinks ever. Similar to a jagerbomb but it has more awesome in it. It is made by mixing 1 shot of cointreau with 2 shots of drambuie in a tumbler, lighting it, and then dropping it into a pint of corona. Some people do not light it because it goes out pretty much instantly after it's submerged.

Spencer: Let's get a round of claymores!
Liat: AWESOME, I needa get my mac on!
Matt: It's that bitchin'?
Liat: hells yeah!

by Liat October 18, 2007

Claymord

The act in which you walk through a door and are immediatley tackled by two naked fat guys with red penisis and gold painted bodies and they dick slap you until they are pleasured.

you walk into your bedroom and you are claymored
you walk into a kitchen and you are claymord

by Papi Grande October 29, 2011