Cramming kitchen utensils into the vagina and the anus simultaneously. Used in fetishes and for sexual pleasure.
That girl has 4 forks, 6 spoons, and 3 butter knifes in her vagina and anus! Damn what a meat cleaver!
by nigga May 20, 2003
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-"Isn't that kind of unsanitary?"
"Naw, I get cleaned out by my boyfriend every day"
-"Isn't that kind of unsanitary?"
"Naw, I get cleaned out by my boyfriend every day"
by TrollandtheBarbarian July 3, 2014
Get the cleaned out mug.Just as the serial killer was about to hack his victim to pieces he realized he left an important tool of the trade at home on the kitchen counter; he found himself cleaverless on a working night.
by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007
Get the cleaverless mug.Person 1: Bro what happened to Gary, I haven't seen him around for a few weeks.
Person 2: Did you not hear? Gary got cleaned up by the mafia last month. He's in hospital now.
Person 2: Did you not hear? Gary got cleaned up by the mafia last month. He's in hospital now.
by Big Big Boss December 10, 2019
Get the Cleaned up mug.When you have bad sex with someone and have to find someone else hot to sleep with to get the bad sex out of your memory.
by crumich17 February 23, 2017
Get the palette cleanser mug.A right winged extremist who is pessimistic in every way and wants this country to be overtaken by an old senile man on the verge of death and Bush with a vagina (Failin' Palin).
I can't believe how much of an Eldridge Cleaver you are! You actually are against a man who is not at all corrupt and doesn't follow selfish republican ideals. You support a man involved in the Keating Five scandal and his running mate a woman who believes dinosaurs were alive 6000 years ago. I'm from fucking Alaska and I even hate her. You fucking noob. You fucking Eldridge Cleaver. Fuck you.
by seizurebeagle March 7, 2009
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