The exact opposite of Santa Claus. He is rumored to live in Antarctica with a troup of midget gypsies and every Christmas eve he flies his magical moose-drawn Volkswagen Beatle to the homes of all the naughty children. He quietly breaks in through the front door and steals all the presents from under the Christmas tree, which he then sells on eBay to fund his drinking and online poker habits.
1>Hey dude what did you get for Christmas?!
2>F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!
1>That f*cking sucks man.
2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!
2>F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!
1>That f*cking sucks man.
2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!
by Kris Krang-ang-le May 9, 2013
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Totally messed up, not working at all. Also could be called "Bliffed" when the situation becomes worse than totally Bliffed.
by Timmay13169 May 1, 2009
Get the Cluster-bliffed mug.the incessant referral to how classy one is. masturbating your own ego about being a really classy person. verbally jacking yourself off because everyone else probably thinks you're a real horse's ass. read: the opposite of classy or having class.
"why does she keep talking about how she's the classy one in this feud"
"she's just classturbating. she's a chronic classturbator".
"she's just classturbating. she's a chronic classturbator".
by yeahbuddyyeah July 8, 2011
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On the way to work I ran into horrible traffic. We were moving at about 45 MPH on RT3 and when I reached the top of steep hill I could see three asshole preventing anyone from passing them, causing a rolling cluster fuck.
by Jervns January 21, 2009
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Tim "Bitch Please! lets go!"
Jim "idk.... my toe hurts... i can't fight now... but i could take you any other time!"
Tim "Dude... seriously don't try to use the pussy clause on me! Get the sand out of your vag."
Tim "Bitch Please! lets go!"
Jim "idk.... my toe hurts... i can't fight now... but i could take you any other time!"
Tim "Dude... seriously don't try to use the pussy clause on me! Get the sand out of your vag."
by omniphile/phobe August 21, 2009
Get the Pussy Clause mug.A given task that seems straightforward and minor cluster fucked at first. But as the requirements to do the task are gathered, each sub-requirement is found to be a cluster fuck in and of itself and requires it's own set of tasks and sub-sub-requirements to fix. And more so down the line
A continually clustering cluster of cluster fucks...Or, Branching Cluster Fuck.
A continually clustering cluster of cluster fucks...Or, Branching Cluster Fuck.
Have you seen the new change management process? I have to put in a request for change, then send that to 2 managers to approve, then it comes back to me and I have to then contact the group that will put the change in and get their approval. then that comes back to me and I have to get those 2 managers to approve AGAIN...And only THEN do I sit on a weekly meeting to have the change management admins give their final approval?! I mean, how much of a branching cluster fuck can you get!!??
by Namuna June 16, 2011
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