Chapped Ass

a rawness that forms in between your ass cheeks. rather it be from a hard days work or from not whiping your ass correctly. chapped ass is something that happens to everyone. try jogging for a couple hours, dropping a deuce, and then jogging for two more hours. then you will better understand the extremity of chapped ass.

1. Man, I got horrible case of chapped ass, I think im gonna go home early and sleep it off.

2. Damn dude that guys walking like he just got his fudge packed in. He must have a bad case of chapped ass.

3. You want to go to the beach? I wish I could but my ass is chapped homie.

by James Rich August 31, 2006

Cheek Clapper 69

when you eat the ass so hard it makes a clapping sound.

my favorite position is Cheek Clapper 69

by cheek clapper 69 December 19, 2018

Chapped

To get in trouble. Usually with the police. Used often in Santa Cruz County.

The po's rolled at that kegger and me and matt got straight chapped. They gave me a drunk in public ticket. Not puss.

by Moreah January 11, 2009

Clipped

Just barely hitting, scratching, or skimming across something. Usually related to a vehicle accident.

I just clipped that truck!

The helicopter clipped the side of the building.

by Dalekman March 29, 2010

calpped

this guy fucked up and was suppose to said clapped

chris:dude that looks so calpped bitch boy:don't you mean clapped ya dumb ass

by koreanbitchboy March 19, 2018

Auto Clapper

A fully automatic weapon

“We don’t wanna fuck with these guys. they have auto clappers.”

by Purple drink January 25, 2020

Skegness Clapper

A degrading term describing someone who claps the cheeks of every Skegness chav (especially those ones with the pink hair and 7 kids).

Archie tells sam he’s been to Skegness for the weekend. Sam replies “oh what a Skegness Clapper”.

by The pink haired mom May 9, 2022