Pull a Clay Aiken

Publicly hide a secret until your parents die. The intent is to spare them shame (founded or unfounded) out of respect for their well being.

"your Mom doesn't know you date black guys?"

"no way, that'd break her heart. I'm going to Pull a Clay Aiken on this one. "

by SEAMUSO October 21, 2014

kylie marie clay

a stupid bitch who thinks you can hear lights. she also likes to step on her car remote setting off the emergency sirens and can’t figure out how to turn it off. if you ever meet a kylie marie clay RUN

damn that bitch kylie marie clay is so stupid

by nonya businesses April 18, 2020

clay

a person who thinks hes hot and thinks he can get anyone but fails. he also shits himself in programming class.

Clay: "Guys i thought i had to fart but i shit myself."

by youaremyonlyflaw July 12, 2009

clarky poo

a gay chuck-bowled man

clark mitten is a clarky-poo

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Clay

That bitch ass who rolled his big ol’ truck. He vapes and he’ll clap your shit quicker than he claps his ass cheeks

Clay is a total cuck

by Ching Chong singsong March 18, 2019

Clay

a sexy surfer dude who has blonde hair and slightly looks asian, even though he is white. Sometimes he even humps his own brother! and dog ... and aubrey his teacher.... but still smokin hot !

Jade: HOLY F***!!! that surfer guy is sexy!!!
Sara: oh i know, he's such a CLAY!

by lifesanillusionx December 23, 2009

Clary

Probably the palest person you'll ever know. Loves George W. Bush. Wears a gay ass banking pin wherever he goes. Kinda looks like Josh Brolin in No Country for Old Men. One of those douche bags who wears a suit on casual Friday at work. Loves to drink excessive amounts of alcohol and thinks its no big deal.

"I'm not casual about my banking, why would I be casual about what I wear....."

"Wow! You drink like a Clary!"

by Awesome #1 April 11, 2008