christmas high

when your so stoned and happy it feels like christmas morning when your a little kid, an exuberant feeling brought on by smoking marijuana, blissful happiness

Dude we smoked so much last night we were christmas high. I'll never forget the time we got christmas high and went frolicking

by Jblaze23 October 20, 2010

Christmas Weight

The weight one gains prior to Christmas when they jump off the diet track, usually followed by an overindulgence on Christmas day.

Person A - "Fuck! When did I get so fat?!"

Person B - "You've always been that fat."
Person A - "Shut the fuck up, it's just Christmas weight. It'll go away in a week or two."

by Barry and Wallace. December 29, 2009

Red Christmas

What you look like when you eat out your girl on her period

Jimmy: bruh why is your face covered in blood?

Dikolu: I had a red Christmas.

by DastardlyPoptard October 31, 2019

christmas creme

cumming on Christmas eve or Christmas day

guy: bro ima Christmas creme with my girlfriend tonight

guy: bro i wish i had someone to Christmas creme with

by cloud likes lots of crossiants December 15, 2021

Conaco Christmas

What happens when you wait to the last minute to do your Christmas shopping and end up going to the nearest 24 hour gas station to buy gifts.

So it was a Conaco Christmas last year too?

by wseandobbins December 20, 2010

Christmas special

The people who insist on celebrating the winter holidays in warmer climates as if they’re actually cold.

“Why is Shelly wearing a Christmas scarf and drinking peppermint hot chocolate? It was 90° today.”

“That’s Shelly for you, she’s Christmas special.”

by nothing123456789 November 17, 2021

Eiffel Christmas

A Christmas celebrated with good disposition comparative to Eiffel (a very happy dog).

This sure is an Eiffel Christmas!

by Eiffel the dog November 28, 2021