by DastardlyPoptard October 31, 2019
Get the Red Christmasmug. guy: bro ima Christmas creme with my girlfriend tonight
guy: bro i wish i had someone to Christmas creme with
guy: bro i wish i had someone to Christmas creme with
by cloud likes lots of crossiants December 15, 2021
Get the christmas crememug. The weight one gains prior to Christmas when they jump off the diet track, usually followed by an overindulgence on Christmas day.
Person A - "Fuck! When did I get so fat?!"
Person B - "You've always been that fat."
Person A - "Shut the fuck up, it's just Christmas weight. It'll go away in a week or two."
Person B - "You've always been that fat."
Person A - "Shut the fuck up, it's just Christmas weight. It'll go away in a week or two."
by Barry and Wallace. December 29, 2009
Get the Christmas Weightmug. by Eiffel the dog November 28, 2021
Get the Eiffel Christmasmug. The residue left on your hands, feet and your clothes after handling Christmas ornaments. Also known as glitter/sparkles. It is very hard to remove this, as it spreads across your body at every touch.
Guy 1: Hey man, high five for finishing putting up the Christmas tree!
Guy 2: No way! I don't want to catch the Christmas herpes!
Guy 2: No way! I don't want to catch the Christmas herpes!
by dersuay November 12, 2013
Get the christmas herpesmug. The people who insist on celebrating the winter holidays in warmer climates as if they’re actually cold.
“Why is Shelly wearing a Christmas scarf and drinking peppermint hot chocolate? It was 90° today.”
“That’s Shelly for you, she’s Christmas special.”
“That’s Shelly for you, she’s Christmas special.”
by nothing123456789 November 17, 2021
Get the Christmas specialmug. What happens when you wait to the last minute to do your Christmas shopping and end up going to the nearest 24 hour gas station to buy gifts.
by wseandobbins December 20, 2010
Get the Conaco Christmasmug.