Twatty-Chop

The act of one karate chopping the vagina. Similar to the "cunt punch," except a karate chop move is done.

Mom, if you flush that weed, I'm Twatty-Chopping you

by randommushroom September 15, 2010

Dick Chops

The hair that grows on the side of the scrotum to make make it look like your dick has sideburns.

holy shit shave your dick chops. your starting to look like Mr.T

by pune master 71 October 17, 2010

Donkey Chop

When ninjas are having anal sex at the point of ejaculation, the pitching ninja delivers a skull crushing chop to the catching ninja on the back of the head causing the sphincter to tighten around his ninja penis increasing his ninja pleasure and causing the release of a buttload of semen.

Arlyn: Hey dude, I just picked up this sweet ass ninja porn

Ian: No donkey chop, no care.

by Faer November 15, 2004

Have a chop

To have a marijuana smoking session (refers to chopping up the herb).

"Hey Johnny, lets have a chop!"

by knobslap May 31, 2009

Thats a chop

This is something you say to someone when they do or say something extremely stupid. If someone does or says something stupid you say "thats a chop" and karate chop the back of their neck. The strength of the chop depends on how stupid the words or actions of the person was.

Nick: "Totally did not do my homework last night. Yolo!"
Jon: "Thats a chop"

by Dr.Chopper December 6, 2012

wank chops

A Term used to Describe a workmate or friend who has someway managed to piss you off or someone who has done something wrong.

"Oi wank chops look at the state of this!"

by sharkey1977 September 23, 2006

chop that hoe

to make a bitch your slave. Make her dick whipped.

Chop that hoe man, break that beezy.

by AlPal March 14, 2007