Choking the weasel

To masturbate

Nothing. Just scoping tits; choking the weasel.

by ThatGuyInPants March 14, 2011

chopinroll

a good youtuber, better than sjalabaisen

random woman : Woah omg!! it's chopinroll hes so segsy and hot

random woman 2 : Agreed, he is more hotter and segsier than sjalabaisen

homeless man : True

by chopinroll October 11, 2020

Colin

My name is Colin. I'm Irish, Scottish, English, and Polish. I have short and thick brunette hair, and flashy blue eyes. I'm pretty thin and short, though for some reason my muscles seem to pop out. I'm an intelligent person, but I don't like showing off in front of a crowd. I'm a musician, and I love to listen to music everywhere all the time, as well as play video games, read and write, and read manga and watch anime. I'm always willing to make new friends, but I have a bit of social anxiety, so I don't talk to people. I'm a very layered person, and I've been through a lot in my life, so it will take time for you to get to know me more. But once you get there, I'll make sure to do everything possible to make sure you're happy. I do the same for everyone, I will work tirelessly to make sure everyone around me likes me and is satisfied. I may seem cool and even a bit rude on the outside, but if you get to my inner layers, it'll be worth it. Also, I'm told I'm a 'ladies man,' and women tell me that I kiss incredibly and seem to know exactly what to do when it comes to romance, in and out of bed ;) If you ever have a Colin in your life, please take the time to get to know them, and they'll be one of your best friends before long.

Friend of Colin (guy): "Colin is such a wonderful person, and he always seems to make me laugh. How can someone have so much fun around him?!"
Friend of Colin (girl, ex-gf): "OMG, I totally regret breaking up with Colin, he's even hotter than before! Ugh, I wish I could have another chance with him..."
Colin: "Thanks, but there's no need for the compliments, I can't be that great, I'm just an average person."
Everyone: "No, you ARE wonderful, and destined for excellence!"

by GeekyRiolu December 9, 2020

Colin

Colin's are either a hit or a miss, one may be a overbearing ass while the other is a gift straight from god.

Did you hear about Colin?
Which one?

by AlfredoSauseBayBay! November 30, 2021

Scarf Choking

When you fuck somebody from behind on a cold night and you use their scarf as grip thus choking the bitch.

Ben: Yo I fucked a bitch so hard last night I wound up scarf choking her.

Tyrone: Damn dog you gave her a real good pounding

by Nguy69 November 16, 2019

cholita

a female version of a cholo

That party was full of fine ass cholitas.
I love cholitas but they're cholo boyfriends always give me dirty looks.

by choontie love September 3, 2008

colinda

The act of two people making coffee and having sexual intercoarse afterwards. aka colindate

"Im too tired for this, want to colinda?"

by leofeoreo January 16, 2010