by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006
Get the knuckle children mug.1.Children that are Invisible.
2. Or y'know dead children, whichever you prefer.
3. The children that parents wish they did or didnt have.
:)
2. Or y'know dead children, whichever you prefer.
3. The children that parents wish they did or didnt have.
:)
Superstitious Granny: I can't find David anywhere, he must have become one of the invisible children!
Sister: No! He's just out shooting Jared with his airsoft.
Sister: No! He's just out shooting Jared with his airsoft.
by silicosis November 11, 2018
Get the Invisible Children mug.Used by the Final Fantasy franchise to corral some customers back. Was originally supposed to be released in the fall 2003, but as of now, downloading it illegally is the only way it can be viewed.
Final Fantasy 7 was the first game in the series to be featured on PlayStation. In a bid to appeal to more gamers, the series deviated from more medieval settings and characters to settings and characters reminiscent of anime, which was gaining popularity around the late 90s. Cloud's spiky hair and superhuman strength reeks of DragonBallZ, Tifa's enormous breasts reek of hentai, and Red XIII's talking animalhood reeks of Pokemon. Consequently, Final Fantasy went from having a fanbase of 1,000 to 1,000,000 overnight.
Compounding the effect was the fact that the internet and online message boards and chats were a new thing, so not only are there new fans, but they can easily converse about Final Fantasy 7, God's gift to gamers and anime aficionados. Eight years pass and the popularity of anime is now at epidemic levels, and Final Fantasy 7 is regarded by many as the best RPG ever. People are crying for a sequel.
Squaresoft is now in a tenuous position. Despite them throwing FF7 references and crossovers in every game, and despite the later titles being more in-synch with earlier titles, people didn't like Final Fantasy 8, 9, X or Tactics for the simple reason that they were not Final Fantasy 7. Everybody wants Final Fantasy 7-2. Square decides to give the fanboys and girls what they want, and Before Crisis, Dirge of Cerberus and Advent Children go into production. Rumors of a FF7 remake for PS3 are all over the internet. Square is officially in business again.
Advent Children, much as the game that inspired it, is an anime movie. Essentially, it is one long fight scene with a bit of plot mixed in. The only characters with a role are Cloud, Tifa and Vincent. Sephiroth, the main villain, makes a 90 second cameo to fight Cloud, and Red XIII, Cait Sith, Cid, Barret and Yuffie make 90 second cameos to fight Bahamut.
How exactly Sephiroth managed to come back is never explained; where Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo came from is never explained; how Kadaj became Sephiroth is never explained; the full story of Geostigma is never explained; the plot holes from the game were never covered up nor explained, and how Aeris and Zack continue to exist is not explained.
In short, it's a lot like the game.
Final Fantasy 7 was the first game in the series to be featured on PlayStation. In a bid to appeal to more gamers, the series deviated from more medieval settings and characters to settings and characters reminiscent of anime, which was gaining popularity around the late 90s. Cloud's spiky hair and superhuman strength reeks of DragonBallZ, Tifa's enormous breasts reek of hentai, and Red XIII's talking animalhood reeks of Pokemon. Consequently, Final Fantasy went from having a fanbase of 1,000 to 1,000,000 overnight.
Compounding the effect was the fact that the internet and online message boards and chats were a new thing, so not only are there new fans, but they can easily converse about Final Fantasy 7, God's gift to gamers and anime aficionados. Eight years pass and the popularity of anime is now at epidemic levels, and Final Fantasy 7 is regarded by many as the best RPG ever. People are crying for a sequel.
Squaresoft is now in a tenuous position. Despite them throwing FF7 references and crossovers in every game, and despite the later titles being more in-synch with earlier titles, people didn't like Final Fantasy 8, 9, X or Tactics for the simple reason that they were not Final Fantasy 7. Everybody wants Final Fantasy 7-2. Square decides to give the fanboys and girls what they want, and Before Crisis, Dirge of Cerberus and Advent Children go into production. Rumors of a FF7 remake for PS3 are all over the internet. Square is officially in business again.
Advent Children, much as the game that inspired it, is an anime movie. Essentially, it is one long fight scene with a bit of plot mixed in. The only characters with a role are Cloud, Tifa and Vincent. Sephiroth, the main villain, makes a 90 second cameo to fight Cloud, and Red XIII, Cait Sith, Cid, Barret and Yuffie make 90 second cameos to fight Bahamut.
How exactly Sephiroth managed to come back is never explained; where Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo came from is never explained; how Kadaj became Sephiroth is never explained; the full story of Geostigma is never explained; the plot holes from the game were never covered up nor explained, and how Aeris and Zack continue to exist is not explained.
In short, it's a lot like the game.
If you like anime, you are a loser.
If you think Final Fantasy VII is the best game in the series, then it was obviously your first Final Fantasy and you have no idea what the series is about. You are a loser.
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children is nothing more than CG anime.
Hence, if you like Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, then you are a loser.
If you think Final Fantasy VII is the best game in the series, then it was obviously your first Final Fantasy and you have no idea what the series is about. You are a loser.
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children is nothing more than CG anime.
Hence, if you like Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, then you are a loser.
by One Half November 9, 2005
Get the Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children mug.Zero9ine: Children of Slovenia often employed for manual labor to manufacture cheap house-hold white goods and sausages, blah blah blah...
Slovenian children: ?!??!?!?! WTF?! OMFG! WTF?!?!....
LOL?!??!11... ?? DORK?!?!?
WTF?!?! OMG, STFU NOOB, OMFG!!! WTF?!?!?
Slovenian children: ?!??!?!?! WTF?! OMFG! WTF?!?!....
LOL?!??!11... ?? DORK?!?!?
WTF?!?! OMG, STFU NOOB, OMFG!!! WTF?!?!?
by Slovenian children September 19, 2004
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Get the baked children mug.These is good I read of you news for me and Marie. I wait on other monies to come the story to tell about me and Marie and we have 17 children. Of the children, faur are connection like the siameses are connect. I win viagra from the internet and it make the connection children..The operation to seperate the four is very important. For I am also diability my legas were accidently amputated and in delirious way I slap me mother and mine brothers cut all but one of my fingers off. And when the monies to come from African man, is 1.2 million dollars, a friend try to take over my identity , he was Shaitan and cut my last finger off. Later Shaitan was killed by Elcingaro. But Elcingaro, he steel my viagra, he rape one of the 4 connection children while three were asleep and the connection children woke up and one of the children kill Elcingaro. So now it is very serious for me as I lived by the post office in a box with the viagra problems to wait for the monies from Africa or to gets a job, and mine wife Marie live in a van by the rivers with these childrens. The policia take the childrens to jail, so now the guilty child to be in jail all the other connection children in jail too. So I need the monies with to get them seperated so the other 3 connection childrens can not be in the jail. I am at public library and marie type this for me on public compoter. I have moved back from the river to a box at the post office and you to see that you send the monies and gives me a application. You can send.
Bigbean and Marie
C/O General Deliveries
Covington, LA. 70433
Bigbean and Marie
C/O General Deliveries
Covington, LA. 70433
by jeffbo September 12, 2009
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