Canon

A newer whiny phrase often used by pissy fanboys to indirectly infer that a certain storyline in a set continuity arrogantly does not exist, regardless if at all.

"I do not like that video game, Sonic Battle. Therefore, since 'I' do not like it, it is not 'canon' in the series' story! I have created a new trend! Now no one will play it anymore because IT'S NOT CANON!!" -BadCase#44755890002

by You know I'm right but won't admit it. April 26, 2005

Caponi

A very small pee pee.

Zach: Damn bro i feel like shit, I have a dicky do.

Edwin: Atleast you dont have a caponi like me :'(

by Webster's Dictionary of Slang March 27, 2009

cavone

An insulting term usually directed at someone who is a total sucker, blow pop, mark, etc. It's similar to calling someone a chowderhead or chowdahead.

Mouthy new-yorkers and uppity Italians like to call people cavones.

Don't let anyone ever call you a cavone.

Some Italian Guy: "Hey Vinny, would you get a load of this freakin' cavone over here?"

You: "Nobody calls me a freakin' cavone, you goddamn finook."

by J. G. Wentworth October 30, 2007

Caponed

Getting Totally F'd over in a Fantasy Football Trade.

"Did you see how hard Joe got Caponed this week? So hard if he ever goes to prison, he'll never find a boyfriend."

by King Colock October 12, 2011

Canon

Canon is someone who is outgoing, tries to be funny, and a ladies man. He’s a complete flirt so be careful! Canon is NOT someone to be in a long term relationship with, rather be would like one night stands or flings. If Canon really has his heart into something though, he will commit fully (rare) also his dad may or may not be a complete dilf!

Canon is always flirting with those girls!

by Real onion 101 June 5, 2020

canonically queer

Canonically queer are prime queer rep! They are queer. They get to live. They get to love. They are our happy ending queer rep we've been looking for.

Did you know that *insert two characters* are canonically queer!

by IM QUEER AN IM HERE February 18, 2021

spam canon

A spam canon sends an artillery barrage of posts to a forum or message board. See also, Spamzilla and Tspam-nami.

Intercaust posts porn on the forums at www.leghumper.com like he is using a spam canon.

by Intercaust February 4, 2004