Casper's Jeep

a wrecked car, usually due to a driver being buzzed.

"After that crash my car is nothing but a Casper's Jeep"

by choke no joke January 3, 2008

good morning camper

When you wake a girl up with your balls dangling in a teabag over her face. She opens her eyes to the sight (and touch) of your fleshy scrotum and, screaming, tries to swat it away. But like any good Boy Scout, you've come prepared. You've shat in her hands so when she brings them to her face to defend herself, she smears your cocoa butter all across her face. Then, you spray her in the eyes with 'OFF!'. (Use a liberal amount to give off the feeling of a true campout.)

Jon - "Dan, you gotta help me out here. Holly and I are out of variations to spice up our sex life."
Dan - "Why don't you take her camping?"
Jon - "She's not really into the outdoors."
Dan - "You don't have to be outdoors to give a good morning camper, my friend."

by Dr. Morrison December 17, 2008

knee capped

A method of persuation or intimidation that originated from the I.R.A. (Irish Republican Army) where a person is held down and someone takes a 2x4 piece of wood with a nail stuck through it and beats the victims knees with it untill they rip his/her knee cap off or permanently damage it so they can never walk again and undergo serious pain and agony.

An Orange coat got knee capped to scare the british out of Ireland.

by MoFo'in CRIT January 23, 2005

Throwing Copper

THE MOST AWESOMEST LIVE ALBUM EVERRRR!! LOTSA SWEARING, BUT I DON'T CARE!!! ALMOST AS GREAT AS DISTANCE TO HERE.

guy: Whatcha up to?
girl: Shut up! I'm listening to Throwing Copper

by Persephone~ December 24, 2008

clapper

A young woman who is so loose in the vaginal area that she claps when she walks.

That girl who had sex with Jon was a clapper I have seen her leave that bar with 8 other dudes in the past month.

by mikemikemike86 November 9, 2006

The Casper

A man begins having intercourse from the rear with the lady of his choice, midpump he switches out with a friend. He then walks outside to the window, and waves to his sexual partner.

She freaked out when I used the casper on her!

by BeastIce December 15, 2007

copperbox

1. A good-looking woman with natural red hair.

2. A vagina with red pubic hair of a good-looking woman with natural red hair.

Who was that copperbox in the Hannibal movie?

by Reichard December 4, 2003