“bruh my girl and i had sex the other night and we didn’t want to waste my cum so we make some good old canadian cream”
by sadphant0m February 23, 2018
When a Canadian man with an erected chode dips his wick into luke warm to scalding maple syrup thus making it smaller and/or possibly causing a burn to said chode penis.
Dude, I had morning wood and Stacy left me with blue balls last night so I had to give myself a Canadian Midget.
by Canadianmofo July 22, 2009
A Canadian woman who you pay to give you a hug. (this is because the Canadians are too polite to pay people for sex)
That guy Bob is a real hoser, he cheated on his wife when he paid that Canadian prostitute to give him a hug.
by ls614 June 16, 2011
A famous Canadian cheer rumored to be spoken by Fur trading Voyagers dating as far back as the 17th century.
by stephenharper September 30, 2011
When you come home and take off all your clothes and rub sausage and maple syrup all over your nipples
by Spencer and Bryce October 10, 2013
when a man covers his penis in poprocks then dips it in soda then procedes to screw the womans vagina.
by dragonjamer June 02, 2011
During Sexual Intercourse, A woman sticks her one of her tits into the mans asshole, and reaches around and jacks you off at the same time.
by Dillon Coolman June 13, 2011