canadian cream

the art of canadian cream is the mix of semen, maple syrup, and vodka

“bruh my girl and i had sex the other night and we didn’t want to waste my cum so we make some good old canadian cream”

by sadphant0m February 23, 2018

Canadian Midget

When a Canadian man with an erected chode dips his wick into luke warm to scalding maple syrup thus making it smaller and/or possibly causing a burn to said chode penis.

Dude, I had morning wood and Stacy left me with blue balls last night so I had to give myself a Canadian Midget.

by Canadianmofo July 22, 2009

Canadian Prostitute

A Canadian woman who you pay to give you a hug. (this is because the Canadians are too polite to pay people for sex)

That guy Bob is a real hoser, he cheated on his wife when he paid that Canadian prostitute to give him a hug.

by ls614 June 16, 2011

Canadian Horseshoe

The act of filling a woman's vagina with maple syrup and then having sex with her.

Holy shit she let you give her a canadian horseshoe?!

by Gizzlam December 12, 2009

canadian friend

A Canadian Friend is someone that looks after you and is concerned about your well being- unlike an American friend, who makes fun of you

Person 1: My friend is such a Canadian friend to me.
Person 2: Lucky! I wish I had a Canadian friend. All I have are American friends!

by CoolCookey May 16, 2018

canadian popcock

when a man covers his penis in poprocks then dips it in soda then procedes to screw the womans vagina.

My dick is still tingling from that canadian popcock i did to that girl last night.

by dragonjamer November 13, 2011

Canadian Backjack

During Sexual Intercourse, A woman sticks her one of her tits into the mans asshole, and reaches around and jacks you off at the same time.

Man, I jus got Canadian Backjacked.

by Dillon Coolman December 11, 2011