jesus cripes

Used to express surprise

OH JESUS CRIPES I RAN OVER A PHEASANT

by Cripes Almightly! October 16, 2013

Cripplin

1. A state of being

2. To walk with a cripple

3. To walk like Steve

4. To walk like Schab

Mom: What took you so long?
Steve: Oh, sorry.. I was cripplin all the way up the street.

by NIG & C-RAT October 24, 2008

Criptace

A person that carrys you in a game, also used to say he is a good player.

Sometimes even called an orange.

Well done criptace, my friend the orange

by Captaingecoo August 5, 2016

Cripler

A crippled hitler who exists in a wheel chair and did not kill himself

Big Brain: greetings mein cripler
Cripler: I wish to exist

by Halt salt September 2, 2019

Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Hudson Crips

The “Hudson Crips” is a gang located in New Milford, NJ. They usually go in groups of 10 and like to say the words “Hudson” when trying to warn others of their dangerous presence.

The Hudson Crips stole 2 packs of Bubblegum from the store yesterday! They are so devious

by King Chief December 16, 2022

Hook You Crippled

To perform at the highest level. To excel at something in a highly competitive way that is not normally competitive. To assert primal dominance.

D: "Are you sure you can handle another drink?"
S: "I'll hook you crippled!"

by VoodooPuppy April 11, 2011