commenter

1. A person who comments on blogs, newspaper articles, or something similar, but does not necessarily go as far as writing a full blog, or replying via "blogging" to respond. A comment can be as long or as short as you would like it or are limited to. Full sentences and paragraphs are ok, while versions of shorthand would also be ok in most scenarios.

2. A person who hits the "Comment" button associated with many social networking sites and actions reported to you by other users.

3. Do not get this confused with a troll. This person does not specifically have an agenda to drive the conversation or even one other user either way, but this person is also welcome to leave their opinion in one comment.

4. A comment can be of any size and us usually dictated by the parameters of the box one is given to write or mark comments in.

EXAMPLE OF COMMENTING ON SOMEONES STATUS ON A SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE
"Blue is a color" <Click to comment>

EXAMPLE OF A NEWSPAPER OR NEWS SITE:
"The Rain Fell Today in Chicago --
So much rain for the Windy City, this feels like a small hurricane -- Signed, local newswoman" <Click to leave comments>
<comment by commenter 1> "Dumb news story -CMNT"

EXAMPLE OF A SUGGESTION COMMENT BOX:
"Please place suggestions in the box."

by Jim Wordism April 26, 2009

drive-by comments

Adding a comment on a social media post (facebook, etc) about a controversial issue and turning off notifications so as not to get into a prolonged argument.

I disagree with your meme on gun control, immigration, taxes because........ I want to get into a nasty multi day long fight so I left these drive-by comments

by tantilis February 18, 2018

Commensurate

corresponding in size or degree; in proportion

The fact that our task is exactly commensurate with our life gives it the appearance of being infinite.

by SomeRandomKid June 29, 2014

Facebook Commentathon

An endless, and often boring list of comments made by a number of friends over a number of days, often resulting in posts over 50 times the average quota of a Facebook post that invariably veer miles away from the initial postee's post.

Pete: Had the best night eva with Sammy D and co - yeah man, you guy's fucking rock!
(100 posts later ...)
Eddie: I think elephants really have amaaaaaaaaaazing memories and shit. And wtf is with the Facebook Commentathon dude?

by Bally in the Bellfry February 26, 2011

Cloud commenting

Tendency for all youtube account holders to share one common brain of deeply inadequate creativity. All comments are recycled for every clip replacing one or two words to "simulate" rather than achieve relevance.

thumbs up if......
Bieber.......
X people .....(insert generic insult); where X= no. of thumbs down.

Yet another example of cloud commenting.

by Jould like contact. January 25, 2011

fairy comments

comments that have fairy emojis that start off like inspirational quotes and end up being a threat or an insult of some kind

stacy: you've never heard of fairy comments? it's like-

🧚 ♂️✨ you go girl!! don't come back 😍
🧚 ♂️✨ hang in there! 😍 then kick the chair over

gwen: wow, ok bitch

by jaybirrd October 3, 2021

youtube comments section

basically a cancerous, autistic ridden wasteland full of fags making "type of nigga", "was about to", and other terrible over-used jokes, followed by replys of "W"s and "L"s. This occurs mostly on Birdmans youtube videos

yo those fags having a real life youtube comments section flame war

by IGotUrBackBirdman July 24, 2016