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situational comedian

when someone tells a joke that cannot be taken out of context, they can only tell jokes like stories. like Dane Cook.

often inappropiate
Lexxxilynn: well, I'm 16
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl

boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.
by Lexxxilynn February 7, 2010
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comey comey goey goey

A slang term for ejaculation. The term comes from the episode "THE UNCOMFORTABLY SEXUAL EPISODE | Prop Hunt #37" of Markiplier's Garry's Mod series, started when Wade responds to a premature ejaculation joke and his friends mock and make jokes about the use of the term.
Don't find my comey comey goey goey sock
by Michael Washboard June 14, 2021
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Brutal Comedian

when a female is performing fellatio, her male partner ejaculates in her mouth. Immediately following ejaculation, the male makes the female laugh in a method of his choice. When semen is seen flowing from the nose due to the laughter, the male proceeds to punch the female in the face. Bloody nose is preferred.
"What are you whining about, its not like i did it to you."
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comebye

The command for a herding dog working sheep to go clockwise around the sheep.
"comebye Spot"
by Red Russel August 23, 2008
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comedial

It is describing a funny manner one partakes in.
Most of Will Ferrell's movies are comedial.
by Blake the block May 15, 2008
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COMEY

"Hey dude better not comey me".
by Urban pervert November 21, 2016
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comey notes

Making detailed reports on weird or untruthful encounters for later use.
C'mon baby, you're imagining it.

Shut the fuck up, asshole, I've got the Comey notes.
by Shuaman May 17, 2017
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