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Coma Corpse

"Hey mommy, what's that man doing on the sidewalk?"
"(Who tf left that coma corpse over there?!)"
"Erm, nothing honey. Let's keep walking."
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022
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Boob Coma

Being slapped around with big boobs and end up falling into a coma
I was motor boating these big titties and fell into a boob coma
by Reasonforcsextion69 June 29, 2018
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Cannabis Coma

The sleep you have after getting ripped.
Welcome back, where the hell have you been these past 2 days?”

“Just got out of a cannabis coma.”
by TallDaTruth July 20, 2020
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Pertwee coma

A self-induced healing coma you go into when you’re physically or mentally exhausted, whether by a severe injury or sensory overload. Usually lasts between 10 minutes to an hour. During that time, you’re unconscious with some occasional delirium. May involve self-freezing. It feels like a nice nap and it always leaves you feeling refreshed afterwards.

Named after the Third Doctor himself who would often do this after going through serious physical or mental trauma, pissing off Jo in the process.
The perfect storm of jet-lag, seasickness, and heat exhausted me so much that I went into one of those Pertwee comas.
by popsicleprincess January 14, 2023
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Coma Cone

The state of having a strange fascination with Traffic Cones or using Traffic Cones as hats.
I think Noah over there might have a coma cone.
by Coma Cone August 8, 2024
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Coma

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Coma - A state where you need to wake up
by The Pure Vessel March 16, 2022
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