Christmas Weight

The weight one gains prior to Christmas when they jump off the diet track, usually followed by an overindulgence on Christmas day.

Person A - "Fuck! When did I get so fat?!"

Person B - "You've always been that fat."
Person A - "Shut the fuck up, it's just Christmas weight. It'll go away in a week or two."

by Barry and Wallace. December 29, 2009

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Eiffel Christmas

A Christmas celebrated with good disposition comparative to Eiffel (a very happy dog).

This sure is an Eiffel Christmas!

by Eiffel the dog November 28, 2021

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The residue left on your hands, feet and your clothes after handling Christmas ornaments. Also known as glitter/sparkles. It is very hard to remove this, as it spreads across your body at every touch.

Guy 1: Hey man, high five for finishing putting up the Christmas tree!

Guy 2: No way! I don't want to catch the Christmas herpes!

by dersuay November 12, 2013

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Conaco Christmas

What happens when you wait to the last minute to do your Christmas shopping and end up going to the nearest 24 hour gas station to buy gifts.

So it was a Conaco Christmas last year too?

by wseandobbins December 20, 2010

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Christmas Cabbage

Tradition stemming from the the early 1400's; origin unknown. The tradition continues today in Scotland, England, Africa, Australia, New Zealand and some remote parts of Canada. It is meant to represent absent loved ones and is displayed proudly, usually in a unique or special vessel.
The colour and variety of cabbage used varies from region to region, however, red cabbage seems to be the favourite.

What a beautiful Christmas Cabbage, Dawn would be so touched!

The Christmas Cabbage makes it just like grandpa was still with us.

by Dale Lewis December 19, 2010

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