Chili Congestion

What happens when you eat spicy chili.

Man that chili dog i ate at the Doghouse on Central Ave. gave me a serious case of chili congestion.

Chili Congestion by p-ro May 10, 2020

Chili Asian 

A sad Asian man who simps for online furry egirls, usually has a penis no bigger than 4 inches. Only plays outdated games from 2010 and dates girls 12 or younger.

Look at that Chili Asian over there, He's such a degenerate.

Chili Asian by AstroSquad July 12, 2020

Chili Dog 

When someone sharts and you put your dick between their sharty cheeks.

My girlfriend is sick, so she let me chili dog her last night!

Chili Dog by Jaylovesdinos August 18, 2020

Chili Dogg 

When you're gay as fuck, and you smash your dudes chili ring, but there's some poo residue on your penis. So you have him suck it off.

Yo, Kyle said he smashed Chad lastnight. But he ended having to feed him a chili dogg.

Chili Dogg by spitroast69 August 25, 2020

chili nuke 

When someone eats so much chili that they poop their pants and fill the room with highly toxic gas.

"Man, Why did you chili nuke?"

chili nuke by You stupid... October 7, 2020

Chili Dogging

Chili dogging is the process of slicing one penis open like a hotdog bun and putting another inside. Then you put a third penis in a meat grinder and grind it up like ground beef, laying the ground penis on top of the penis hotdog. You then take a third, homeless penis and scrape the smegma off, then have it cum on top.

Dude, we gotta go chili dogging tonight!

Chili Dogging by Cumbungus November 5, 2020

Chili Slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with a rapid spray, similar to a shotgun burst, of mostly liquid fecal matter.

Right before I ate her out, the bitch chili slapped me!

Chili Slap by AlpenWolfer May 10, 2021